TON: A ton is a weight. Not a measurement.
I had a ton of fun yesterday.
I’d rather have had a lot of fun yesterday.
A lot is easier to manage that a ton!
Unless you own a crane.

NESTLED: Things that buildings and houses do.
Some towns and cities do it, as well!
According to a ‘ton’ of real-estate listings, that is.

STUNNING: To daze or render senseless,
as by a blow or loud noise.
To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of
an experience; astound.

Real Estate Agents are dangerous!
At least some of their properties are.
It’s good to be forewarned when you see
the word ‘Stunning’ in their listings.
Be sure to put on your hard hat before going
to see whatever it is that is going to stun you!

DIVE IN: Pastors do a lot of ‘Diving In.’ Or ‘Digging In.’
Some prefer to ‘Jump In.’
Perhaps church meetings should be held in swimming pools.
Or sand boxes?
The kids would love it.
I would too!
Don’t tell anyone I said that!

Some Pastors prefer to LEAN IN.
They invite their congregations to join them.
We do so quite happily!
And give thanks that our churches are built on a solid rock!
THE SOLID ROCK solid rock that anchors our soul!

UNPACK: Some Pastors prefer to ‘unpack’ texts.
As in: “We’re going to unpack this scripture this morning.”
I am thankful they do exactly that!

I’M LIKE: Way too many definitions to list.
Choose your preferred definition here: LIKE
Used as ‘kewl’ teen talk for “I AM”.
As in: I’m like, impressed with all these wurds!

I’m like, not liking the phrase ‘I’m Like.’
But I like the person doing the liking.

GONNA: I’m gonna go to church on Sunday.
But only if I wanna.
Weather permitting!

‘Gotta Have-It’

Because when you ask in Jesus name, you will receive.

The answer will be ‘Yes’ ‘No’ or ‘Wait’.

In the interim: Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him and He will make straight your path. (Proverbs 3:5)

It doesn’t get any better than that!